The aristocrat diet: why do posh people eat such beige, bland, boring food?

"Ever wondered what it's like to eat like royalty? The Aristocrat Diet forbids turnips and deep-fried foods but allows fresh veggies and simple carbs. Posh aristocrats opt for pork sausages, mashed potatoes, and chicken sandwiches, while enjoying homemade ice cream. Though high in meat and carbohydrates, the diet's restrictions on minced meat and processed foods have drawn criticism."