MAHA Has a Pizza Problem

theatlantic.comPublished: 6/5/2025

Summary

The days of school Domino’s—and school pizza in general—are numbered. Unless cafeteria workers make school pizza from scratch, nearly every kind contains industrial ingredients that qualify the meal as an ultra-processed food. But in the case of banning most school pizza, RFK Jr. could be facing a tougher sell. Even though Domino’s school pizza is delivered by Domino’s drivers carrying Domino’s pizza boxes, the company’s Smart Slice is different from what would arrive at your door should you order a pie for dinner tonight. It’s no wonder why MAHA has a problem with school pizza.